The new Pi-TopCEED by, well, Pi-Top, is a portable DIY desktop computer running off a Raspberry Pi. This means that it only cost $99. NINETY-NINE D-D-DOLLARS, folks. That's crazy cheap, considering that the original Pi-Top cost $299. For you early adopters, I'm so sorry.
And it's still live on good ol' Indiegogo. So go on over right now and drop a cool hundred for a cheap computer, and tell 'em Carter sent you. Because they'll have NO idea what means.